It’s after a long time I’m typing down something and a lot has happened since...a lot means literally a lot. First of all in this article I shall be straying from the main purpose for which I built this blog. A panacea for all the “galibs” of my age. I played the part of a girl in my college spoof and believe me it rocked. I shall be patient and do justice to it.
I had to play the part of the legendary Hermione of Harry Potter fame. I was supposed to wear a skirt and an awesome auburn wig on my head. I virtually fell in love with my own appearance! Serious issues apart, and now I take you to the final day. I entered the stage with my back facing the audience. As is expected, the mere feminine outline is enough in engineering colleges to make guys throats whistle and hoot, I received my share of shoutings. I waited patiently. Primarily because I was enjoying the scenario and more than that I was more excited for their reaction on the next part.
I turned and woo.... they were flabbergasted. They were beating each other and crying over their stomachs on what they had hooted. With all the girlish expressions overly exaggerated and performed with undue amount of finesse I completed my job. And so did the spectators on whistling at each of my feminine etiquette.
The crowd was laughing as hell and their fawning was getting more and more boisterous. Needless to say I enjoyed it a lot and so did the people. However I do pity the frustrated guys who till the end didn’t figure out that Hermione was a boy.
With love to one and all,
Yours lovingly,
Hermione Granger.
4 comments:
Ha HA ha ... not to mention the innumerable no of girls who still were dumbfounded not having recognized u!
you really stepped into your character and were really awesome...we figured out who you were but we never wanted to beleive it just to enjoy those wonderful moments...
Yea.. she rocked.. she really did.. the play was more of a fill in but even the teachers laughed like hell..
Send emma watson some of the pics of your.. lol lol :P lets see her reaction..
Well remember the practices??.. They were hell with this boy turned girl.. He aaa ooo "she" quote unquote made us laugh like hell.. All his comments in that fucked up feminine voice and always trying to turn up the Director guys needless to mention Geopaul and Abhra da.. And yea the walk thingy.. took him days to learn that stupid feminine walk where he had to shake his hips from right to left.. but he finally did it courtesy Kaustav da.. And i remember him complaining that those bumps pained him a lot after the practices.. lol.. In the end he was the only highlight of the whole play and his walk rocked..
Lemme revisit one of the session :
Hermy (AJAY) : "Broom.. I can't sit on Broom.. I am afraid of brooms.."
Ron (ME) : "Well.. In that case you may sit behind me on my broom.. (with that dark flirting smile) I will take care of you"
Bloody Casanova.
Ohh ohh i forgot.. The "tumne pukara aur hum chale aaye" thingy of yours.. The sequence was like this..
Voldemort was sitting somewhere in the crowd and Ron is trying to locate him..
Hermy (Ajay) : "I know of a spell to find him.. (steps forward with her wand ready to cast a spell)"
Ron (me) : "spell well what the hell??"
Hermy : (lifts up her wand as if some big spell was to follow) and then to everyone's surprice she starts shouting "Voldemort voldemort where are you.."
Now comes the fun part..
Voldemort (Vivek Sir) enters the stage from the crowd singing that old song "Tum ne pukara aur hum chale aaye.. Jaan hatheli pe le aaye".. and both start dancing together.. Hmm god made for each other couple.. Man you should have looked at Ajay.. He danced like a true whore.. (pardon my language)..
Well did i forget something.. Yes how could i the Matrix thingy.. Well if youdidnt see the play it may not get into you.. but ill stil describe the scene:
The 3rd Dark lord was Agent Smith (shingari dude) and what would you expect??.. Matrix in Harry potter!. The director (Geo Sir), from some 4th dimension gives in an order "Guys Slow motion scene".. Hermy didnt get it and the director again shouts at her.. "Hermy its a slow motion scene yaar!"..
Well i can go on like this but i think ill let it be a comment only... :P :P
i think i have become the first man in history to be called a whore....
thanks Arse'n'ald Weasley...
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