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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Traveling Sick!

In case I sum up the total distance I traveled last week, the longest train route shall be runners up in comparison! I started from Himachal on 10th, spend more than three hours on the following three days in DTC buses, and on 14th started from Delhi for Orissa; covering a major section on the axis of the seventh largest nation on the planet Earth. The first thing I did as soon as I entered my home was to apply a pain relief ointment on my already heavily swollen butts. They seem to be at rest while I am writing this post. At least they are not stiff any more!

A reprieve from my not so entertaining journey (well 30 hours continuous journey every six months takes a traveler out of even Edmund Hillary; and I am not Edmund Hillary!) were two beauties sitting 16 seats away and all I got as my neighbors were four military men who every five minutes had the habit of sparking an abuse from their mouth. My best moment was when one of the beauties came up to me and said, "excuse me".

Basically I was standing on the way to wash basin so she wanted me to give way.
I smiled and enthusiastically replied with a big smile on my face-“sure!”
Can you sit down with me and have a talk; and did some one ever tell you your nose is indeed very beautiful!

I wanted to stand and stare at her but thought of the scenario and the trouble I might end up in. Minutes later I saw her walking with a hefty body builder who would have rolled the lover/flirter out of me in a single smack! I took the clue and settled upon looking at person who was not injurious to my health. The four military men were at least not injurious till the night came in. They were drunk after that!

Thanks to chronicwriter I became a bathroom writer today(refer to his section on how to deal with competitons in love on post no 366). I wrote two phone numbers on the already wonderful beautiful walls of the Indian Railway bathrooms and added the name of X from my previous post in front of it. I seriously hope those two who at some stage gave me competition are enjoying attending calls from “avid readers”!

I reached home safe and sound. A special thanks to all the naxalites, terrorists, brothers and sisters of Headley, Kasab and alike for not knowing my train number.

15 comments:

Shruthi said...

aww poor you.. the time you spent traveling am sure you could have easily finished POtter, LOTR and Gameworld trilogy! but trains are fun, innit?
I am presuming you're on vacation; so have fun :)

Anonymous Someone said...

So you managed to reach home safe and sound....we were expecting something good to happen to you. No gifts from TT....Mr. Awanish Kumar??

Suvi said...

i enjoyed mah return!.. shimla.. delhi.. nd now kolkata!.. by the way yu never mentioned anything bout the una himachal train thingy!.. nuffin happened?.. like the TTE never caught yu??.. shitt mahn!.. i was praying to see yu thrown outta te train.. lol!.. nd Mr. Tharki sudhar ja.. dont just start staring at girls everywhere.. haha!.. as for ur butts; nevamind te journey back to college still remains to be done!... all in all Happy holidays.. cya soon!..

from my heart said...

Now even i have the dubious distinction of travelling through through the heart of the seven largest country on this planet..consider yourself lucky enough that you had pretty girls sitting 16 seats away..in my case, looking at the people sitting in front of me, i was pressed to beleive that the pretty girls do not exist in this planet..as for the case of swollen buts, same here..

silence_mystified said...

yu actualy scribbled da name n no of well "X" ??? ajay.. nw yu scare me !!!!!!! r yu nutz ???

silence_mystified said...

n well. take rest nw... coz in less thn even 3 weeks yu r gonna travel again ..loll... wish yu better beauties (sans d bdyguardz) in future ! hehee.. gud luck dude !

prashslash said...

Ah . train experiences are awesome dont you agree ? Poor you. Hopefully next time you find those pretty lasses with not so intimidating or better yet no company...

manish kumaouni said...
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manish kumaouni said...

ajay, i hope that the phone no. yu wrote on train's bathroom was not a Kurukshetra number :)
lolz...

Arjun B S said...

> your nose is indeed very beautiful!

Man, that was some observation. But how does anyone ever identify (if I may) a beautiful nose?! :P

sp.ajay said...

@trains are but the same train isn't!

yes i was on vacations enjoyed my holidays.

@anonymous someone::yupp, i reached home without any hitch. the TT did not even care to look at the forged id card.

@suvi: thanks to you dude. god saved me as soon as u asked him a favour.

sp.ajay said...

@from my heart: you enjoyed ur "bharat brahman"! hope u liked south?

@silence mystified: well, as a matter of fact i will not speak on 'x' further openly on this subject.(i will answer this on gtalk!)

@prashslash: bad luck dude. all scoundrels are not born with same fate!

sp.ajay said...

@manish kumaoni: bad news for u. the phone number was yours! enjoy your nights yelling "wrong number".

@B.S. Arjun:north indians have a bad noise to face ratio amongst the whole of indians, so basically beautiful nose catches eyes!(and that wasnt the only observable part sir!)

mayank arya said...

good one u are making us feel proud to be a part of nith.........good going keep your spirits high

sp.ajay said...

@myank:thanks dude; thanks for feeling proud on account of my sickness and vomits...:P

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