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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Third Hill ffair, or hill affair!!!

Boys are enslaves of two things (I am not talking of Rammuraari Dwivedi. He is an exception to this rule). Girls and the obvious things to be done with them! They earn to get a good girl, they show off to get a good girl, and they fool around to get a good girl. Good here never meant nature!

We had our Hill ‘ffair, our college’s cultural fest, the last week. As clearly the name suggests it is all about an-affair on the hill, or what the name wants to convey is “damn loser go and have an affair”. These three days belonged to two groups of people. The first group hunting someone to present a rose to, and the second group of which I was a part; I shall talk about the second elite group in the ending para.

The prime thing I have learnt this Hill 'ffair is-break your friendship with your friend who is planning to give a rose to a girl! In case he gets ditched he is going to get drunk and make your shoulders a wet handkerchief. One of my friends really did that! I had to abandon my sweater.

The three days of this ‘ffair are full of excitement, joy and being perky, for boys it goes pervy. We, here 'we' are the elite second group of gazers who find constellations and stars on the road rather than the sky. Given a chance with a telescope in an astronomical class, we shall be found focusing it on the girls’ hostel till the teacher bumps our head and makes us believe that spanking can lead to unequal butts! So ‘we’ find our stars on roads, and days and nights hardly make a difference. Gaurav, Davesh and I found a decent spot to star gaze on all the three Hill ‘ffair nights. Our fourth friend could be found sulking in one of the chairs. Thankfully, Davesh’s girl never saw him sitting with me. Bad for him; it was his once in a life time opportunity to be single again; and as far as Gaurav goes I hardly think he will ever manage to get a girl by himself. His godliness of saving water by not taking a bath makes him a special species which graces the earth rarely in centuries.

On a lighter note, our spoof sucked this time. I played the role of Hermoine in my last year Hill ffair, read the blog in which I am wearing a wig. People either were too dumb to catch the missing storyline, or we were too much imaginative while we made it. The only positive thing was we were spared from being hit with rotten tomatoes and eggs, though my friends, who gave me bumps for killing their time, made up for it! I made sure to pass them on to the directors of our spoof.

The fashion parade as usual sucked and it is no news. The dramatics came up with a few good events. They did not forget to joke the names of all the beauties that exist or ever existed in our college, and to come up with so many beauties really surprised me. How come I failed to observe them during my three years in this college! Believe me it is a scarce commodity. As economics puts it-”when supply is less demand is too high”. To put it without beating the bush dramatics just ended up a millimeter short of vulgarity!

One thing that surely catches the attention of all boys of our college is the otherwise not so good looking girls who appear as angels on these three nights. It feels like falling in love with all these girls only for these three nights. As soon as I saw a girl the first thing that crossed my mind was to present her a rose and as I went towards the rose desk, to spend my dad's hard toiled 25 rupees on a single rose, I saw another one worth presenting a flower to making me forget who the first girl was. Oscillating between the dilemma of whom to present a flower to, I used the 25 rupees on a lavishing burger! Though ruing it when I saw the guest colleges coming.

Manish Bhatt made history this hill ffair. He gave thirty different roses to thirty different girls. The flowers got over when he went for the 31st one!

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

the forth guy never got drunk nor did her wet your sweater dear!.. haha!... "SHITT".. wait for it.. ditto.. "SHITT".. 30 roses??.. 30X25 amounts to 750 bucks!.. man Bhatt is rich and pervy.. Hats off to him!.. And I suppose you should have given a rose to "THE GIRL".. and should not have oscillated between the others!.. In all I am copying this Post and pasting it in the SOME MEMRIES folder of my laptop.. Awesomely written though thoroughly lied!.. :) :) :)

Anonymous said...

I am the same anonymous as above.. Forgot to mention about GAurav.. He is the happiest person in the group of four friends you have mentioned about!.. Davesh.. two words for him.. "no comments!"..

Anonymous said...

well who is the gal that saurav proposed? Shai hai saurav... better luck next time :-)

sp.ajay said...

thanks for ur valuable comments; next time if u try to jeopardize my blog i shall open ur pandora's box mr. saurav...

Nicolas said...

How do you know it is Saurav!?
Very well written... loved it!

sp.ajay said...

i know his language, and his style of writing-"shitt". the double "T";apart from that the only person to oppose to what i wrote must be him...

sp.ajay said...

thanks for passing by and commenting;

Deba's World said...

Somebody once told me that "One week...and everybody is gonna forget about what happened"
Now it's "One week...and the whole college will gradually get to know!"

Shruthi said...

you spent it on burger?? sheesh! :P
So do you have to wait for another year or can you randomly propose a girl mid semester?
cul-fests a couple of years back were different, guys had to spend 15 bucks on rose. well inflation has taken over our lives ;)

Pratikash Bagh said...

well done man ! and i fully stand by ur decision f spendin da money on urself !!!

sp.ajay said...

@Shruthi: I still think burger was lavishing....

@Pratikash: thanks for your support...

divsi said...

o boi.. This sure was a fun read ( even the comments by mr.err anonymous:p )

Sur said...

the spoof didn't suck!! nice post btw :)

Suvi said...

yeaa it really didnt!!...
twas awesome!!..

sp.ajay said...

fine mr. director, and Ms Surbhi;

thanks Surbhi for commenting;

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