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सानू सौदा नहीं पुखदा, सानू सौदा नहीं पुखदा...

रवि तो चेनाब पुछदा,

"की हाल है सतलुज दा?"

Saturday, April 4, 2009

I have an explanation...

#what if Rahul Gandhi becomes India's prime Minister?

Firstly, he will dissolve the passing systems of exams and make sure politicians children are given a lower pass percentage, and Gandhi's(not the real ones, the reel ones) don't need to appear in papers.Secondly, he wants to sue the examiners who corrected his higher secondary papers and failed him.

#why Mayawati wants to become India's prime minister?



firstly, it has been a long time since she did some scam; secondly, her locker is already filled with Gujrati diamonds, she wants to try a hand at South African ones.





#Why Mulayam Singh doesn't want to become India's Prime Minister?



He has been very well taught by his holiness Amar Singh, not to keep false hopes as they tend to cause heart attacks in case of failures.





#what if Mamta Banerjee becomes India's Prime minister?



A ban for Tata, in complete India.(You fu**ed my case in Singur, i will f**k ur case in India!)

# why is Dr. kalam still optimistic about 2020 vision?

well, he is India's missile man and whatever he speaks are at a height of 20,000 feet. Naturally, it takes time for truth to travel against gravity. It will surely reach him one day, i am still optimistic...

#Why was Aishwariya given a Padmashree?

In all probability, to shorten the journey of this award from entertainment to politics.

*the most beautiful reply of the century-"i got it because i deserved it"(Aishwarya Rai)*

Thank god Jenna Jameson never belonged to India!

#when is India going to win a football major tournament?

Only when a south-asian quota comes into existence, and lesser chance when the referee is bought.(Lesser chance with the second choice since football referee's are never Indian.)

#Why was Jagdish Tytler set free?

Simply, because he has a swiss bank account, and so does the cabinet ministers.



#Why none of the CPM's politicians are billionare?

Because, they have a huge family with not so small bank balances.

#Why did Prathibha Patil become India's president?

(please send me a reply..I seriously need one!!!)

6 comments:

Prashanth said...

Good attempt at mocking politics, trying a different ball game altogether ??

manish kumaouni said...

nice explanations :) :) :)

Forlorn Heart said...

really gud ones..... :)

Confusion personified. said...

n then u call me cynical n over sarcastic...?
u my frnd, single handedly blew our entire democracy off.lol.
grt post by the way.
cheers.

ecstatic shimmeR said...

some really realistic agendas and faces behind the humour. nicely written!

sp.ajay said...

@prashanth: i tried to move away from serious heart broken stuff sth comic, funny and light; and i m enjoying it...

@manish and Forlorn hearts:thank u, nothing gives me more pleasure than both of ur good lines...

@confusion personified:Indian democracy needs better people :)
thanks for commenting...

@ecstatic shimmer:thanks dude, for passing by...it is really great to hear praise words of you..thank u...